Having a splitting headache for 3 days is not all its cracked up to be. High on pain-killers and coke to keep up energy levels....Some guy decides he's had enough of his girlfriends bad breadth and comes whining to me. After about an hour of not paying attention, i say to him..."why dont you just tell her?" ....He laughed, said yea...like thats gonna happen. I said "oh well...i'm not the one kissing raw fish"....ouch..i know it was mean and uncalled for but more importantly, i think i didnt realize the significance of the kind of picture that one statement paints.
Think about it, anyone who is likened to raw fish should really really really take offense. it smells and takes forever to get the stench off. i wanted him to shut up so bad.....Anyways..there was must be something about having a migraine, speaking in a low toned voice, with as little words as possible that makes you sound "SMART"...... i only started paying attention because 1.) i felt bad about what i had just blurted out (2.) the guy (to my amazement), was in deep thought. He threw in a couple of shivers and i went "OH BOY !!!!"
Talk about bad timing, she walks through the university doors and he instantly gets up and walks up to her...again i go "OH BOY"....next thing i see and hear....is a "swap" and an "ouch"...... and well she walks off....storms back out actually....Guess uni was out of the question that day. He walks off in the opposite direction and with my head pounding...i'm still trying to figure out....."surely, none of that is my fault"...It still counts as good advice right??
Oh trust me hun...it was your fault. I mean think of it, he probably didn't have to tell her. All he had to do was offer her a mint anytime they were together and I bet you would have gotten the subtle message.
ReplyDeletePrincess Allura
Well love, i think otherwise. its not your fault. The punk is dating a chic he cant tell about her breath problem but he can keep lamenting about it behind her back.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to believe he was dumb enough to say to her that her breath smelt like raw fish, like literally, but he did owe her to tell her.
I bet u even though he got slapped, the chic has got the cue. She''ll be a mint addict from then on. At the end, She'll be a better off person not the mouth stinker. (becos of u)